Losing it

My body is so malicious. And soo soo tricky.

It knows i'm only going to look at the belly to guage the success of the diet. So it steals all the fat from my arms and legs and sends it all in platoons and squadrons to reinforce the spare tire - leaving me looking like Suburban Barbeque Man, pulling my bermuda's up over my skinny ass while trying to shield my enormous belly from the fat spitlets.

I've caught on now though, so i won't be tricked into giving up. Does anyone else's body have tricky ways of getting them to give up the diet?

Another pleasant surprise about a small town - waxing.. I called Wednesday and got a full body appointment for Friday. That's the first shocker. Then, after having a half-leg, bikini, underarm, eyebrow AND half-leg massage (she's a masseuse so she just throws that in along with the waxing) ...she only charged me $40! Forty dollars Canadian! That's crazy.

She did a pretty good job too, though the legs are a bit stubbly. But no matter - it's guaranteed waxing. If you have any hair growth in the next two weeks, you can come back for a free touch-up. Have you ever heard of such a thing?